I don’t know what’s been going on with me today, but I am in this constant state of annoyance. I’ve been trying to OM it away, but it keeps coming back. I think it’s because my kids have been especially “needy” this week. I’m talking all out, every second, minute, hour-
“Mommy, I don’t want to eat I want to play.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“No wait, yes I am hungry.”
“I don’t want that for lunch.”
“I want pickles.”
“Can you cut them?”
“EEEWWWW, nevermind. I don’t want pickles.”
“I have to go peeeeee. I have to go peeeee!!”
“No I don’t, it’s number two.”
“I need a book.”
“Can you wipe me?”
All the while I’m singing the Smurf’s anthem and trying to maintain my sanity. La la la la la la-la la la la laaaaa… Yep, that’s right – the smurfs to maintain sanity. Have you ever even heard? I might as well just put my head in the oven and call it a day. No wait – a glass of red, I wanna wake up tomorrow.
There. I feel better. So glad it’s Saturday.
Owning and OM’ing my way through motherhood one day at a time.
Thank god daddy’s home.